– drunk people when you’re sober
– hot chicks on fb trying to sell you sneakers
– that false excitement you get when you think you found a parking spot but there’s a motorcycle occupying it
– When you finally get comfortable in your bed and you have to pee.
– Michael Jordan’s Hitler Mustache
– when you turn on the radio and your favorite song just ended
– guys in ugg boots (unless said guy is Tom Brady, of course)
– that McDonalds call em chicken nuggets when clearly it’s not chicken
– when you forget you’re wearing make-up and rub your eyes…
Any others to add?