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Tights DO NOT Equal Pants! (Yes, We’re Looking At You Christina Aguilera!)

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Let’s break down Christina’s outfit. On top, she’s wearing a long T-shirt and a leather jacket. On bottom, she’s wearing stockings and Louboutins. What’s missing? Her pants!

Or even a skirt would suffice. But Christina, just because you’re wearing $800 shoes, doesn’t mean it’s okay to walk out the house without pants on. People will not be so enamored with your shoes that they conveniently forget to notice your pants are missing. Did The Voice bomb that badly that you had to choose between pants and Louboutins?

Consider this a warning. If we see Christina Aguilera and no pants again, we’re calling the authorities.

Also grounds for public shaming? Nude leggings.