We have to give it to Tom Brady. Despite the fact that he’s looking longingly into the camera wearing a variety of UGG boots, he hasn’t lost his sexy. Russell Brand in Spandex and tube socks on the other hand? Totally not sexy.
To be fair, we’re not sure if any guy could really pull off Spandex with tube socks, but given Russell’s lanky legs, the look is just, well, kind of gross.
So guys, when faced with the decision to wear Spandex or UGGs, the optimal answer is probably neither. But if there’s a gun to your head and you simply must choose, go with the UGGs. Every time.