The only real way to make yourself feel a little better about watching trashy shows like Jersey Shore and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Slaughterhouse 90210.
Author Maris Kreizman pairs quotes from literature with screen shots of modern TV shows for funny, yet intellectual mash-ups.
You could even go a step further and actually read the books she quotes… after Jersey Shore goes off, of course.
“An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.” — Victor Hugo, Ninety-Three
“You can’t keep a cool head when you’re drowning in love. You just thrash around a lot and scream, and wear yourself out.” —Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride
“Our fingernails match our toenails, match our lipstick match our rouge…The habit of applying warpaint outlasts the battle.” ― Angela Carter, Wise Children