1. Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries. Because small-town guy Kris Humphries really thought it would last.
2. Mel Gibson & Robyn Moore. Mel’s ex-wife walked away with about $425 million after their divorce this year and losing that much money is nothing short of tragic.
3. Kobe & Vanessa Bryant. Speaking of millions, Kobe you’re up next. And even though it’s totally your own fault, we can still appreciate the tragedy of your loss.
4. Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher. The D-bag couldn’t wait until the day after their wedding anniversary to cheat on his wife and as result, poor Demi is literally withering away. This is the stuff of soap operas.
5. Maria Shriver & Arnold Schwarzenegger. Did you see his “mistress?” ‘Nuff said.