Raise your hand if you watched Lindsay Lohan on The Today Show this morning. Yeah, me neither. Too early. But I did catch the clip online and yeah, I don’t think I’m the only one who’s not completely convinced Lohan is on the up and up.
Visual cues aside–what was up with her puffed up face??–Linds was just so unconvincing. For example…
1. On how long she’s been clean and sober: “It’s been a while. It’s been… a long time.” Umm, Linds, you’re going to have to be a little more specific. A while as in 3 months or a while as in 3 hours?
2. On going to a club recently: “It just wasn’t fun for me. I’ve become more of a homebody and I like that.” Sorry, but I’m calling your bluff, Lohan. Lies! Straight up, lies! Homebody? Ha! That’s funny.
3. On whether Whitney Houston’s death registered on a personal level with her: “I don’t… Not really. I don’t want to go there. That’s kind of a scary, morbid thing to discuss.” Yeah, kind of morbid and scary like what might have happened had you run someone over while you were driving under the influence?
Now don’t get me wrong. I want the girl to make a comeback as much as the next person, but something tells me she’s done.
Watch the interview here: