So yeah, it’s official. Snooki is totally knocked up. I mean, Snooki is pregnant.
You could read all about it in this week’s issue of Us Weekly, or you could save your $5 and get caught up here. Here’s what you need to know:
1. She’s apparently traded partying for, well, Pampers. That’s a quote.
2. She’s craving olives and gelato. She already ate pickles all the time.
3. She will not be living in the Jersey Shore house while pregnant. But she will go visit.
4. All of her Jersey Shore castmates are allowed to babysit… except The Situation.
5. If she has a boy, he will be named Jionni Jr. Not something crazy like, Blanket. Or Lamp.
6. If she has a girl, she’ll be pretty, popular and wear animal print.
This. Is. Gonna. Be. Fun!