As if such a thing existed. Here are a few of our favorite top “perfect man” contestants in the Twitterverse:
– Justin Bieber. Naturally, because him being all of 5’5″ makes him “perfect.”
– Nick Jonas. Because being a virgin past the age of 16 is the new “perfect.”
– Zac Efron. Is nobody on Twitter over the age of 13??
– Michael Jackson. Seriously? No, seriously?