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As if such a thing existed. Here are a few of our favorite top “perfect man” contestants in the Twitterverse:

- Justin Bieber. Naturally, because him being all of 5’5″ makes him “perfect.”

- Nick Jonas. Because being a virgin past the age of 16 is the new “perfect.”

- Zac Efron. Is nobody on Twitter over the age of 13??

- Michael Jackson. Seriously? No, seriously?