After the mayor of Yonkers, New York deemed some nondescript day in September “National Kardashian Sisters Day,” there’s truly a day dedicated to everything. Lucky for you, today is National Talk Like A Pirate Day, and Krispy Kreme is celebrating. If you head into a KK dressed in head-to-toe pirate garb, you get a dozen free donuts! Don’t have a parrot to wear on your shoulder? No worries: you can always just talk like a pirate for a single, lonely free donut. You’re welcome.