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Thank You, United Airlines! Getting Out Of Christmas With The ‘Rents Has Never Been Easier…

by Janelle

It’s that time of year again. You know, that time of year when your mom keeps asking when you’re coming home, who you’re bringing with you, how long you’re staying. Yes kids, it’s the holidays.

But be honest: the last thing you want to do during your holiday vacation is sit around the house with your mom… or worse, around a dinner table with your weird uncle who only talks about engineering and your senile grandmother who wants to know why you’re not married yet.  You’d rather be curled up in your own bed, in your own house doing absolutely nothing.

Luckily, United Airlines gets it. And that’s exactly why they created the Reluctant Traveler Service.

For a nominal fee, United will book you a pretend flight with an actual (made-up) flight number, gate number, and arrival time to tell your family.

At the last minute, though, your flight will be cancelled and you’ll just have to tell your family to have fun without you.

P.S. Thanks, Dave for helping us out!

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