Samuel L. Jackson And Anne Hathaway Have A #SadOff
When a former Disney Princess and the man who really hates mothaf*$%in snakes come together during the holidays, shit gets real. In one of Funny or Die‘s more hilarious original shorts, Les Miserables star Anne Hathaway and Django Unchained‘s Samuel L. Jackson got into it about which of their movies is sadder. The result? A #sadoff where the two decide whether slaves or French prostitutes are more depressing—all while building gingerbread houses and sipping hot cocoa by the fire. You know, just like any normal Christmas. Below, some of our favorite lines, and click here to watch the NSFW video in full.
“The star of your movie had his own sitcom—on The WB.”
“It’s a f&*@in buzzcut. I haven’t had hair since Unbreakable.”
“When there’s a French whore in the White House, then we can talk.” “You say that like there’s never been a French whore in the White House.”
Everything with the gingerbread plantation.
“How many slaves do you know in Beverly Hills?” “Three!” “Oh, yea. We’ve got to do something about that, man. That’s just not right.”