For some of us, Valentine’s Day is a day where we get to be spoiled by our other half with flowers and candy. For the rest of us, it’s one of the most miserable days of the year aka Single Awareness Day (S.A.D), which could also stand for Single And Dateless. Good thing we have John Goodman to bring some humor to the topic of love and heartbreak. In Funny or Die’s latest viral hit A Love Saga With John Goodman, the actor tells a tragic love story about how a boy who falls in love with a fork – yep, the utensil! The heart-wrenching tale ends in tragedy (tissues, please!), but it’s the last line of the video that is perhaps the most powerful: Happy f#*cking Valentines Day!