Now, let the hatin’ begin.

As a parent myself, let me first congratulate Jay-Z and Beyonce on the birth of their baby girl. It’s an amazing experience, no doubt.

But as people swooned over Jay’z tribute song to his new baby girl, I couldn’t help but think, “Hmm, what about his other kid?”

Okay, sure, Jay-Z has never publicly come out and claimed this other child but it’s basically common knowledge that Jay-Z knocked up some video chick named Shenelle. She got preg then he allegedly paid her $1 million to go to Trinidad and keep quiet. Surprise, surprise–Shenelle wasn’t so good at the latter and that’s how we all know about Jay’s love child.

But back to Blue Ivy Carter and that very sweet song her dad wrote about her. Yes, it’s touching and very nice that just days, maybe even hours, after her birth Jay-Z was already penning a song for his little girl. In said song he says, “Words can’t describe what I’m feeling for real / Baby, I paint the sky blue / My greatest creation was you.”

A real tear jerker, right? Right, except about that other kid. Wonder if he got a song…

#justsayin

Feeling shitty yet? Yeah me, too. But there’s no way Aishwarya Rai Bachchan’s baby weight is gone yet, so take comfort in the fact that she’s probably still fat.

Classy, right? In addition to the paternity claim, Yeater also says that Justin said “he wanted to make love to her” and that she was his “first.”

The whole story wreaks of stalker despite claims that Yeater is “a good kid.” Thoughts?

Source: Daily Mail

Am I the only one who is a little weirded out by all these 50-year-old celebrity men knocking chicks up? Bruce Willis, who is 56, is going to be a new dad again next year. Meanwhile, some random chick Hugh Grant had a fleeting fling with just had his baby. He’s 51, mind you.

Now I’m sure these guys will be stellar dads. They’re loaded, after all. But what 55-year-old wants to be chasing after a toddler? I’m in my twenties and there are days I wish my kid would just sit the eff down. Looking at that pic of Hugh, I just don’t think he’s cut out for it. Plus, who ever thought there would be a Hugh Grant baby?

Apparently this whole having babies later in life is some kind of trend, but I didn’t think that applied to Hollywood. This year, we saw tons of 20- and 30-something actresses having babies. Is the next wave the 50- and 60-year-old celebrity men procreating? I’m so not ready…

Too much booze on NYE. Seriously.

In the last 10 days alone, 7 celebrities have welcomed new babies. That’s Donald Trump Jr., Ali Landry, Tori Spelling, Spencer Grammer, Eric Church, Johnny Knoxville and David Chokachi.

It’s widely known that October 5 is the most popular birthday because it’s almost exactly nine months after New Year’s Eve. But because Mother Nature can’t be held to such a strict timetable, some NYE babies come a little early, some a little later. Therefore we can deduce that all of these new parents were probably doing the same thing last New Year’s Eve: getting busy!