Reese Witherspoon was a naughty girl this past weekend – just check out this mugshot! Whilst driving with her husband, Jim Toth in Atlanta on Friday the couple was pulled over due to reports that Toth was driving in the wrong lane. Reese gave the officer some Hollywood flack when he pulled them over saying, “Do you know who I am?” The officer clearly didn’t care and the couple was subsequently arrested. The diva was charged for disorderly conduct, while Jim was booked for driving while intoxicated. They were jailed for a hot minute and then released on bond. Hopefully the Legally Blonde start can pull an Elle Woods when the pair has to appear in court. We have to admit though, even in a mugshot Reese still looks so sweet an innocent.
[Photo : City of Atlanta Department of Corrections]
Beyonce has kicked off her “Mrs.Carter World Tour” with quite a bang thanks to her nipply costume choices. The star took to the stage on Monday night in Serbia and donned her usual spandex and leotard look, only this time two golden boobs were staring back at the audience. On her second stop in Croatia another wardrobe change revealed a new costume also with golden nipples. The ‘Single Lady’ turned ‘Mrs. Carter’ turned ‘Mammary’ I mean ‘Mommy’ is definitely taking the topless effect to a new level. Faux-fur is out, and faux-breasts are in ladies! For more pics of Beyonce’s costume choices and golden nipple stands check out Celebuzz.
The moment all men have been waiting for: Charlize Theron in a sex tape. Well, don’t get too excited yet boys (and maybe girls) because the video is actually an April Fools’ Day prank from Funny or Die. This year FoD collaborated with the gorgeous star claiming to have hacked her phone when she visited their offices. From the looks of it Ms. Theron is clearly into some kinky stuff. Move over Kim K. and Paris, this blonde likes it FREAKY – just watch!
Well it wouldn’t be the first time we’ve caught a glimpse of Nicki’s naughty nipples. This time while filming a music video ft. Lil Wayne at a Hollywood mansion, her infamous nipples made an appearance. The wardrobe malfunction occurred during a scene in the jacuzzi, but no one around the star seemed too concerned. In fact they just kept rolling tape. With all these nip-slips we’re starting to think Nicki’s nipples may have a mind of their own. Watch the behind the scenes footage below as she films her new “Highschool” music video and catch the famous nipples, I mean Nicki.
Lady Gaga has a hot new pair of wheels. After receiving surgery on her hip, Gaga commissioned jewelry designer Ken Borochov to design a wheelchair to help her get around in style (featured above). Borochov had one week to design the chair, which has 24-karat gold wheel spokes and plush leather seats. Take note celebrity stylists: when your celebrity is injured you better make sure their mobility device is nothing short of fashion bling. At the current exchange rate, Gaga’s golden chair is worth about $2600 in gold weight and we’re pretty sure Gaga’s gold rush will have all her little monsters going gaga.
The 2013 Oscars had us all buzzing about some new and, um, unique fashion statements. Between Anne Hathaway‘s nipply dress and Bradley Cooper’s mom’s sneakers, we were curious to see what was going to walk down the red carpet next. The fashion statement of the night, however, came very unexpectedly from Kristen Stewart (shown above), who rolled up with her latest accessory: a set of crutches.
While we loved the look, we definitely would’ve gone with a brighter color for the crutches – metallic grey is very last season. The color also didn’t really compliment Stewart’s pale complexion. She could have also tried matching her jewelry to the crutches to complete the look.
And we’re hoping to see some designers take heed and launch collaborations featuring the mobility aid. Just imagine: crutches covered in signature Missoni prints – or maybe some Jimmy Choo crutches that match your heels. We can’t wait to see what the crutch trend will bring – thank you Kristen!
But seriously, reports say that Kristen used the crutches after badly cutting her foot on some glass. The Twilight star was also a trooper and left the crutches offstage when she presented at the awards. We hope that RPattz will be back soon from filming in Australia to take care of his hop-along girlfriend!
For some of us, Valentine’s Day is a day where we get to be spoiled by our other half with flowers and candy. For the rest of us, it’s one of the most miserable days of the year aka Single Awareness Day (S.A.D), which could also stand for Single And Dateless. Good thing we have John Goodman to bring some humor to the topic of love and heartbreak. In Funny or Die’s latest viral hit A Love Saga With John Goodman, the actor tells a tragic love story about how a boy who falls in love with a fork – yep, the utensil! The heart-wrenching tale ends in tragedy (tissues, please!), but it’s the last line of the video that is perhaps the most powerful: Happy f#*cking Valentines Day!
When a former Disney Princess and the man who really hates mothaf*$%in snakes come together during the holidays, shit gets real. In one of Funny or Die‘s more hilarious original shorts, Les Miserables star Anne Hathaway and Django Unchained‘s Samuel L. Jackson got into it about which of their movies is sadder. The result? A #sadoff where the two decide whether slaves or French prostitutes are more depressing—all while building gingerbread houses and sipping hot cocoa by the fire. You know, just like any normal Christmas. Below, some of our favorite lines, and click here to watch the NSFW video in full.
“The star of your movie had his own sitcom—on The WB.”
“It’s a f&*@in buzzcut. I haven’t had hair since Unbreakable.”
“When there’s a French whore in the White House, then we can talk.” “You say that like there’s never been a French whore in the White House.”
Everything with the gingerbread plantation.
“How many slaves do you know in Beverly Hills?” “Three!” “Oh, yea. We’ve got to do something about that, man. That’s just not right.”
The joke is almost too obvious to make here. FaceChairs.com now sells chairs with seat cushions that feature the smiling mug of your favorite (or least favorite) celebrities like Ryan Gosling, Anna Wintour and Brad Pitt.
Look, this is definitely a funny idea, and we love the thought of sitting on Clooney’s face as much as the next girl (sorry, had to). It really just depends on how far you are willing to take that RyGos fan girl-ism.. or how bad that Vogue internship was 10 years ago. It’s your money.
The good news is that most of the chairs have now been reduced in price from the original hefty $950 to under $500. We won’t judge you… quite as hard now.
C’mon Anne, you’re better than this. Did you learn nothing from Britney and Paris? At Monday nights’s eagerly anticipated Les Miserables premiere, the film’s star, Anne Hathaway, had a serious wardrobe malfunction as she emerged from her car. Now, we know there is the ethical matter of whether these photos should be released to the public, but, honestly? She was the one who chose to fly commando on the night of the season’s biggest premiere. Though we liked you as Catwoman, please keep your kitty cat under wraps, Miss Hathaway. Your ladybits aren’t going to land you that Oscar.