Someone is either judgmentally blunt or a little bitter. This Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table tumblr is not only hilarious, but everything they point out is aesthetically pleasing and drool worthy. So what gives? FYNCT is proving (and in a very creative way) that the same interior design ideas are constantly recycled over the Internet. It is quite ironic that this hipster-y aesthetic is so common and is amusing to see what the next “F your..” is going to be. To really have some fun, don’t peak at the text and see if you can guess which product they are going to point out!
Some of my favorites:
FRAME CLUSTER FRIDAY
Fuck Your Frame Cluster.
Fuck your double decker terrarium.
SUPER COMBO SUNDAY
Fuck your vintage suitcase coffee table with an empty plate on top, fireplace full of books and some artwork, blanket stack in an old crate, mirror cluster, wall asterisk, flowers in trophies, letterpress drawer, wooden deer, and your neon accent
Sure, the idea of being an online editor seems glamorous. Freebies, flexible hours, private parties. But alas, it’s not. And Editor Real Talk just exposed the dark side…
Nail art is fun, and The Illustrated Nail, the Tumblr of an artistic manicurist, has a lot of it. It’s not clear if The Illustrated Nail is a salon or if the Tumblr manager just shows up at your house to create dazzling nails, but we can at least enjoy the pictures.
Classier than witch nails.
I bet you feel awful when that chips.
Moleskins are cute, portable softcover notebooks. Fuck Yeah Moleskins highlights the many ways people use them.
Kind of makes you want a Moleskin, huh?
We wonder just how many Tumblrs there are devoted entirely to Ryan Gosling? Sure he’s handsome and the man can act, but is this really how people entertain themselves all day?
No judgment, of course, because people like me are the ones who read them all day. My current fave: Is Ryan Gosling Cuter Than a Puppy? I’m not a dog person, so the answer is obviously yes.
Related: Feminist Ryan Gosling
For those of you who don’t know who Tim Tebow is, he’s the super Christian quarterback for the Denver Broncos. Aside from being known for setting all the records as a college player at the University of Florida and winning the Heisman Trophy, he’s also famous for getting down on one knee and praying during football games.
His commitment to his beliefs is admirable, but it also makes for an awesomely hilarious Tumblr. Check out our favorite kids tebowing on Tebowing.
The only real way to make yourself feel a little better about watching trashy shows like Jersey Shore and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Slaughterhouse 90210.
Author Maris Kreizman pairs quotes from literature with screen shots of modern TV shows for funny, yet intellectual mash-ups.
You could even go a step further and actually read the books she quotes… after Jersey Shore goes off, of course.
“An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.” — Victor Hugo, Ninety-Three
“You can’t keep a cool head when you’re drowning in love. You just thrash around a lot and scream, and wear yourself out.” —Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride
“Our fingernails match our toenails, match our lipstick match our rouge…The habit of applying warpaint outlasts the battle.” ― Angela Carter, Wise Children
Some things are just better together. Mac and cheese. Gin and juice. Christina Aguilera and pants. But here’s one I bet you didn’t know: Saved By the Bell and Kanye West. Seems like an unusual match-up, but on Kanye’d By the Bell it totally works.
Brooklyn may have recently been voted the Coolest City on the Planet, but I have my doubts. One only needs to turn his/her attention to Halloween or Williamsburg to understand why I’m just not buying it:
Apparently, every day is Halloween in Williamsburg. And that is precisely why I live in Manhattan.
Looking deeply into Mr. Gosling’s eyes isn’t enough anymore? You need to connect on a more intellectual level? Blogger Danielle has answered your prayers with her tumblr Feminist Ryan Gosling that features your dream man whispering sweet, feminist nothings in your ear. A few gems:
And you thought you just wanted him for his body.
For all the Ryan Gosling feminist photos you can handle check out Danielle’s blog.