When I saw this pic of Heidi Klum topless, I was like “Whoa.” Not whoa because I was impressed with her rack, but whoa because WTF happened to her rack?
Now I know Heidi has 4 kids, but even still. I was convinced she had an enviable, voluptuous bosom, but compared to this pic, my boobs aren’t so bad.
I know we’ve all heard about airbrushing, but is Victoria’s Secret really that good. Heidi’s not the only Angel who’s a bit of letdown. Behold:
Don’t get me wrong–all of these women are beautiful. But it’s nice to know even they need Photoshopping and push-up bras, too.
We’re not entirely sure why this is breaking news, but let’s just go with it.
According to Refinery29, Angelina took Zahara and Shiloh to get their ears pierced in London recently, but only Zahara went through with it.
Our friends over at MOMfinds have long wondered whether piercing your child’s ears violates some inherent choice children are born with. What do you think? Was Angie right to let her girls decide for themselves? Did she let Zahara do it too early, given that she’s only 6-years-old?
Some people are okay with strangers thinking they’re totally lame. I’m not. And I sometimes even feel bad for thinking other people are complete weirdos. But if I’m standing next to you on the subway and I can hear Hot Stuff
blaring on your iPod, I’m going to judge you. And trust me, the judgment won’t be a good one.
So to avoid getting those awkward stares in public, just don’t–ever–listen to these songs on your iPod. K, thanks!
- Hot Stuff by Donna Summer.
- YMCA by The Village People.
- Macho Man by The Village People
- Actually, you know, anything by The Village People
- I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor.
Meet Victoria Jones, the 23-year-old Welsh woman who reportedly stole baby pictures from someone else’s Facebook profile and used them to convince her ex he’d impregnated her. For real. (You think we could make these things up?)
Apparently, Jones wanted major revenge on this guy so she snagged pics of a friend’s baby. Problem is, she should have checked the little mutual friends box first. As luck would have it, when her ex showed the pics of his alleged new baby to a friend, the friend recognized the baby as someone else’s. Whoops.
Ms. Jones, who was a teacher, is now banned from teaching for 2 years.